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My One and Only

mars 12th, 2010

My One and Only
My One and Only (2009)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: A 1950s-set comedy in which the glamorous Anne Deveraux (Zellweger) embarks on a drive down the Eastern Seaboard in a quixotic search for a wealthy man to fund a new life for her and her sons.

My One and Only

Directors: Loncraine Richard

Actors: Noth Chris,Bacon Kevin,Bowerman Matthew,Addabbo Anthony,Alban Michael,Blumenstock Michael,Chreky Jean-Paul,Di Salvo Christian,Ferguson Liam,Ferro Daniel,Garity Troy,Gentry Bill,Ginsberg Maury,Comedy,

Why do I drive myself crazy?
My parents are incompetent and I’m 23 living with my dad who tries to do well now but I feel like i’m becoming a loser like him. His mom died when he was young yelling at him over some trivial matter which must have really messed him up so hes doing ok for a pitiful person. I don’t want to be that loser but Ironically that’s how it always ends up and I cant find any real purpose in life. I’ve had my own childhood trauma and battle with drugs and alcohol that I used as an escape from reality. As a result of alot of bad circumstances I was left behind in life. When I think of a goal like getting a gf I start to think this isn’t even worth it. I thought about becoming a "player" but that’s not me or who i want to be. I fantasized about a single great girl which is admirable and hopeless because the pretty girls that have approached me were clearly promiscuous. More importantly I need to get over my own issues which is only do-able with a really strong will that I lack. I want a good looking girl, whose hasn’t touched other guys, who doesn’t need to get married or want to have a doomed child together so it can relieve my crappy existence. That perhaps thinks like I do and has intelligence I can relate too so its a truly equal relationship, while she gives into my two huge demands that no woman wants to give up. Good luck with that huh? Even if I were to get all that, there are still things id have to do that I wouldn’t like, we’d grow old probably get divorced and die. I didn’t finish my liberal arts degree because I didn’t know then and I still don’t know now how to survive. Work sucks, its made to be as stressful as possible to keep people enslaved. Getting a job and gf is not only difficult but I lose my individual freedom, a slave to keeping a phone on me all the time, trade off doing things I don’t like so I wont freak about being alone while I become paranoid about her cheating or putting herself in possibly grey area type situations. All the while i’m battling time aging becoming weaker, mentally slower, more drained. What is the purpose of life? Why bother to go on? It seems like a crap shoot. I almost lack a personality too because i see both choices and like neither and do nothing. Sometimes i’ll get anxious/hypochondriac/obsessive compulsive and I just want it to be over, but a part of me keeps me alive. I’ve almost died a dozen or so times from accidents, to drug overdoses(which I prayed not do die for two of those), nearly getting shot twice. I don’t think i’m crazy now its just that life probably does suck, and humans have a fail safe mechanism that doesn’t allow them to kill themselves. Honestly i’m very unlucky and still I try a little like to not to fall into the traps of materialism and look on the bright side but it’s just self delusion…it doesn’t last. Comparing to people who have it worse is like comparing cancer to aids. They both suck. Everyone says so many things that it just complicates things even more. Can anyone think about life and actually stay sane and calm? My life sux and i know that i wont follow through and become a happy person in part because true happiness probably doesnt exist. My friend seemed to have it all and he still thirsts for satisfaction its just human nature. The funny part is that i’ve gotten over the self loathing, quit drugs, resumed working out and im still farther away from anything than I was 2 years ago. Hope feels nice but it doesnt last more than a day, and is rare, thoughts of suicide are rational easy way out that probably just ends your life while affecting the survivors which actually gives my life meaning through death "don’t have kids they end up killing themselves" lol. But then you got these laws that make suicide difficult and religion telling you God will punish you and you are back to square one. Constant circular logic of never knowing anything and running out of time, but painfully slowly… The biggest joke of all is that I wrote this 3 times differently and come to the same conclusion, this was just the most succinct copy. How pathetic is that? Turning into like an emo kid, something I really despise…


Because walking yourself crazy takes way too long….
Eric F | Feb 08, 2010


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Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins

mars 11th, 2010

Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins
Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: What brings best friends together? For Daphne, Velma, Fred, Shaggy and Shaggy’s spunky pup Scooby-Doo, it’s a mystery! The feature-length live-action Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins original movie takes you back to when four teenage sleuths (plus one dog detective) first met. Unjustly accused of staging a spooky practical joke complete with ghosts, the kids are suspended from Coolsville High. To clear their names, they team to solve the supernatural mystery… and head straight into nonstop laughs and adventure. Special fun, special friends and extra-special effects make this “how-it-all-began” story - from boy-meets-dog to the first trip in the Mystery Machine and more - a doggone great time!

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Directors: Levant Brian

Actors: Amell Robbie,Palatas Nick,Attadia Christopher,Chalk Gary,Harth C. Ernst,Jackson Dee Jay,Macdonald Shawn,Sutton Brian,Thomas Devon,Welker Frank,,

Did any one watch Scooby-doo the mystery begins?
my son and i couldn’t wait to watch Scooby-doo the mystery begins. and we were very disappointed. the mystery machine didn’t belong to Daphne and scooby-doo wasn’t in a pet shop. there was a lot more that was wrong. what did you think of it?


it was really bad.

Mike | Sep 16, 2009


About six million people watched it, but how many of which truly loved it, may be a little harder to calculate. Perhaps rerun reports should tell us something.
matt | Sep 17, 2009

Mysteries of Angels and Demons

mars 6th, 2010

Mysteries of Angels and Demons
Mysteries of Angels and Demons (2009)

IMDB rating: 0.00

Plot: This metaphysically themed release explores the paranormal idea that the world experienced by human beings is just one of up to ten simultaneously coexisting planes, each potentially inhabited by other creatures - even demons.

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Directors: Kaminski Steve

Actors:

What books would you suggest for a young adult-?
Exclude things like Harry Potter and Twilight(read them already anyway) Some books that I’ve read and liked were Angels and Demons, The Inheritance Cycle, The Five People You meet In Heaven, Shakespeare, Nicholas Sparks, The House of Seven Gables etc-
I’m looking for a book full of suspense, horror, mystery and maybe even romance.


Misery- Stephen King
Author get kidnapped by a crazy fan and must find his way out

Carrie-Stephen King
girl who gets made fun of find out that she has telekensis and destorys the town

It -Stephen King
a killer clown lives in the sewers of a manie town and kills childern and 7 kids find out and try to kill it

Cujo-Stephen King
a 200 lb saint bernard get bit by a bat and goes rabid and attacks everyone

The grimm brothers fairy tales
examples are Cinderella Snow white little red riding hood

Needful things-Stephen King
a new shop keeper is in town and he has your favorite items just how much are you willing to pay for them

Interview with a vampire- Ann Rice( 100 times better than twilight and goes through many time periods ohh also she has a whole vampire series)
This one is kinda hard to explain its about a vampire that has an interview with a (human) new reporter about his life and it startes out in the south in like mid 1800 and ends in pairs like 150 years later and every thing that he went through

The Vampire Lestat- Ann Rice
this is another book in the ann rice vampire series and i think that most people will like this becuase its a autobiography of the vampire Lestat its very very good

The Shining-Stephen King
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

Edger allen poe ( The Raven is the best)

Practical Magic
Witchs that live day to day lives and have problems with love

Desperation-Stephen King
6 people have to end the rath of evil in a western town 100 miles from where jesus lost his sandles and things get very intese

Firestarter-Stephen King
about a little girl who, when she gets angry or very upset, can start fires

Christine-Stephen King
a kid buys a car he has always wanted and the car has always wanted him

Nightshift-Stephen King
Short story collection

Four past midnight-Stephen King
Short story collection

Sherlock homes
Hes a detactive

Dracula (the original)
(really?)

Salems Lot- Stephen king
a town is over run with vampires and one man must stop it

Pet Sematary- Stephen King
When their cat dies, Jud takes Louis to an ancient Indian burial ground, and when they bury the cat there, it comes back to life

JAWS- Peter Benchley
Do i really have to explain that one

The Strand case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde- Robert Louis Stevenson
Spilt people in one body ones a murder

The legend of sleepy hollow
the headless horse man

Thinner- Stephen King

I have read every book on this list and they are all very good but by far Misery is the best!

i think that my list is perfect for you lol

Evan1356 | Nov 02, 2009


It may not be what you are looking for but when I was in my mid/late teens I read What’s Eating Gilbert Grape by Peter Hedges and I enjoy it even now. If you’ve seen the movie trust me the book is much better. Just a suggestion, Happy Reading!
leighanne3616 | Nov 02, 2009


Some suggestions:

*The Ladykiller by Martina Cole
*The Woods by Harlan Coben
*Nobody True by James Herbert
*Mystic River by Dennis Lehane
*Cassandra Palmer Series by Karen Chance
*The Third Victim by Lisa Gardner
*Stone Cold by Robert Swindells
angelik | Nov 04, 2009


mortal instruments trilogy by-Cassandra Clare
immortal series-Alyson Noel
gone series-Micheal Grant
night world series-L J Smith
wicked lovely series-Melissa Marr
vampire academy series-Richelle Mead
hunger games series-Suzanne Collins
twilight series- Stephanie Meyer
the luxe-Anna Godbersen
blue bloods series-Melissa Marr
house of night series-P.C & Kristen Cast

intertwined-Gena Showalter
shiver-Maggie Stiefvater
need-Carrie Jones
another faust-Daniel Nayeri

if you have any questions about the books just ask me and
i know alot more good books if you want to ask me about some :) Kendra | Nov 05, 2009

Tormented

mars 3rd, 2010

Tormented
Tormented (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.60

Plot: A bullied teenager comes back from the dead to take revenge on his classmates.

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Directors: Wright Jon

Actors: Pettyfer Alex,Leonidas Dimitri,Dean Calvin,Alexander Olly,Floyd James,Mitchell Hugh,Hopper Tom,Amory Peter,Comedy,Horror,

what is the meter of this poe poem?
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?


Its meter is inconsistent- varying between trochaic tetrameter and iambic tetrameter. But he throws in sponees too.
I adore Poe but regular meter was not his intent.
This is a wonderful poem, but if you are doing a critical analysis I would focus on imagery and theme and how they relate to form.
Protem | Feb 02, 2010


Your Meter drifts somewhat try bing.com
Willow Moon | Feb 02, 2010


The meter is loose iambic tetrameter. (While there are some substitutions, the meter itself is not trochaic, as another poster has suggested.)
Emma S | Feb 02, 2010

Night Train

mars 1st, 2010

Night Train
Night Train (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: Two Passengers and the conductor discover that a person has passed away on their Night Train cabin. They come across valuable diamonds on his person, that they wish to keep for themselves. So, to make it look like the man never boarded the train, they conspire to dump his body in a river that the train passes. Their scheme to get rid of the corpse escalates to the point where they have to chop up his body just to fit him into a small trunk. They then become paranoid, as they might turn on each other.

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Directors: King Brian

Actors: Anichkin Harry,Bell Geoff,Bercovici Luca,Georgiev Ivo Ivailov,Glover Danny,Gregory Constantine,Igawa Togo,Marr Jo,Mukai Takatsuna,O’Brien Richard,Schweighofer Matthias,Zahn Steve,Action,Crime,Mystery,Thriller,

scared of bigger breeds and then own one?
I posted earlier today re: puppy buyers remorse - my husband and I bought a puppy yesterday and made the mistake of buying a 3 month old shepherd/lab/pitbull mix EVEN though I am truly terrified of bigger dogs (bad incident with a pit bull that happed a few years back -the pit bull was an old roomate of my husbands dog, I was left alone with that dog one day while visiting, I tried to take her outside where she literally dragged me around the entire yard even though I was pulling with all my might - I had NO IDEA how strong that dog was, then it started growling and ripped her leash in two when we were finally getting in the door, where I proceeded to lock myself in the bathroom as she bounced off the living room walls and snarled/barked,and I waited there crying until someone came home!) basically the dog was alone all the time and had a lot of pent up frustration but it was scary. Anyways, now not only do I look at this puppy who is already at the max size I’m comfortable with, with a large knot in my stomach knowing how big/strong this dog will get (I’m only 5′3 110lbs), I think about the fact that and I don’t want to come home to a frustrated large dog every day (has to be crated during the day 8-5 and at night since not potty trained), and my poor cat has already fallen into depression (like me I guess)…. I told my husband the best thing to do is take the puppy back when she’s still small, instead of waiting until she’s bigger and I feel uncomfortable, however he is bonded now and has the notion to just give it some time… But how will he feel if I don’t overcome the big dog fear and he gets REALLY bonded? I don’t want to be scared of the dog a year from now, decide I can’t do it anymore, and have my husband hate forever for getting rid of his best friend… Any advice? Is it best to just return puppy now or wait and see if I can overcome my big dog fear?


I have had a number of bad experiences with pit bulls. as have numerous friends. Carlos Slim doesn’t have enough money to get me to ever get or even foster any dog that is part pit bull. You made a bad mistake, take the puppy back tomorrow and get something smaller. You husband should have known better too.
marci knows best | Feb 08, 2010


Big dogs are not that bad. Most little ones are more fierce and nippy. Dogs can sense your fear-any animal will let you walk over them if you let them. I say give it time, try taking an obedience class with the dog and learn how to properly handle the dog.

If you cant overcome your fear with this big dog then try another one. Start off with a bigger dog that has a good reputation, like a Golden Retriever, greyhound, or boxer?
LegallyBrunette | Feb 08, 2010

Alien Trespass

février 24th, 2010

Alien Trespass
Alien Trespass (2009)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: The story begins in 1957 in the star-filled skies above California’s Mojave Desert. It is a special night for noted astronomer Ted Lewis, who is preparing a special dinner for his beautiful, adoring wife Lana to celebrate their wedding anniversary. In another part of town, Tammy, a waitress at small local diner with big plans for the future, looks out her window and is excited to see a shooting star, which she takes as a good sign for her dreams. But, what Dr. Lewis and Tammy assume is a shooting star, is really an alien spaceship. The fiery ball hurtles toward earth and crash-lands on a butte in the desert. The only witnesses are teens Dick and Penny who are necking in a nearby lover’s lane. A tall, metallic alien named Urp emerges from the craft unharmed, alarmed to discover that the monstrous Ghota, who was also on board, has escaped. The menacing one-eyed creature’s unquenchable appetite could mean the end of civilization as we know it. Urp is the only one who knows how to stop the hideous extra-terrestrial, but to do so he has to take over the body of Dr. Lewis and enlist the aid of Tammy, the only human in town willing to believe and trust in his mission. The local police - including Chief Dawson and Officer Vern - are confirmed skeptics and offer little help. Together, Urp and Tammy must hunt down the Ghota and neutralize it before it consumes all the local inhabitants and uses the human fuel to multiply and conquer the world!

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Directors: Goodwin R.W.

Actors: McCormack Eric,McCormack Eric,Patrick Robert,Lauria Dan,Brooks Aaron,Dunbar Andrew,Brocklebank Sage,Young Jonathan,Roberds Michael,McBeath Tom,Wasserman Jerry,Gale Vincent,Comedy,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

Should citizens who harbor illegal aliens be prosecuted, especially when those illegals commit a felony?
Should we enforce these laws for these people who are committing a crime by harboring illegals, especially the ones who take lives or commit crimes against children and the elderly?

Why are these laws not enforce by our government?
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Family wants Ozark County woman charged for helping illegal immigrant/murder suspect
by Chad Plein, KY3 News

GAINESVILLE, Mo. — A year-and-a-half-old murder case in Ozark County took a turn on the courthouse lawn on Thursday.

"We just want justice," many signs read.

Family and friends of Alonzo Foster Jr. were out in force, picketing.

"Our lives are shattered," said Alonzo Foster Sr.

In July 2008, the 22-year-old man whom they called Zo was fatally shot at a picnic on Lick Creek. An illegal immigrant from Mexico, Jesus Sesena-Murrieta, was charged with second-degree murder.

"The woman that was harboring him, she’s been held responsible for nothing," said the victim’s sister, Jacky Holt-Foster. "We have no peace, no closure."

That woman’s role in harboring Sesena-Murrieta was the focus of the picket.

"If she had not allowed him to stay with her, keeping him on her property, he would not have been there to shoot my son," said Foster.

"(Sesena-Murrieta) may have pulled the trigger," Holt-Foster said, "but she gave him the things he needed to do it."

When it comes to this woman, it’s KY3’s policy in this story and all stories to not name parties unless charges have been filed.

All the Fosters and their family and friends want is justice for Zo but the sheriff says his hands are tied.

"If there was a law where I could do it, I’d do it," Ozark County Sheriff Raymond Pace said, "I’d have no problem putting them away."

The sheriff says this is a federal ordeal. The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Springfield office says it is aware of the case.

"(At this time) we’re not going to do anything to muddy the water, or jeopardize the state’s criminal case," said ICE’s Mike Spinella.

Spinella went on to say the statute of limitations for a case like this is usually five-years.

"It just seems like your country’s letting you down," Foster said. "She’s doing whatever she wants, having fun; my son can’t do that."

"People think in time it fades away. It doesn’t," said the victim’s sister, Christina Foster.

A trial date has yet to be set for Sesena-Murrieta. Witnesses say Sesena-Murrieta claimed Foster was trespassing with family and friends while picnicking along Lick Creek.

The ICE office and Foster family directed KY3 to Sec. 8 u.s.c. 1324 in regards to any person harboring a known, illegal immigrant.

The Fosters also want agents to look at Sec. 18 u.s.c. 922 paragraph d-5 when it comes to Sesena-Murrieta having and using a firearm.
http://www.ky3.com/news/local/81586992.h tml
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Powder Blue

février 19th, 2010

Powder Blue
Powder Blue (2009)

IMDB rating: 7.30

Plot: Several Angelenos meet on Christmas Eve through chance, tragedy and divine intervention. Swayze will play the sleazy owner of the strip club where Biel’s character dances. Redmayne will portray a mortician who falls in love with her. Kristofferson will play the head of a corporate crime organization who tries to convince his former employee (Liotta) not to seek vengeance on his former co-workers. Whitaker, who also serves as a producer on the film, will play a suicidal ex-priest. Newcomer Alejandro Romero will play a transsexual prostitute who shares an unexpected bond with the priest.

Directors: Timothy Linh Bui

Actors: Baker Jeffery A.,Baker Sala,Bowie Dre,Canterbury Chandler,Chau Francois,Christopher Chad,Devereaux Rico,Hallman Jeff,Henecke Jesse,Holt Joe,Kristofferson Kris,Ledesma Anthony,Lee Luoc,Lee Luoc,Liotta Ray,Drama,

Ten points for best answer!!! Please help just look at my question! Help! Urgent fish question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Are Neon blue gouramis vulnerable to many diseases? Why? What is the "dwarf gourami" disease? How do you cure it? How do you prevent them from getting diseases?

In our 29 gallon we have:

3 ghost shrimp
2 mickey mouse platys
6 neon tetras
5 glofish
2 dwarf gouramis(one powder neon blue, other red something something)

Will they do fine?

Should i return them? Are they aggresive?

Ten points for best answer. Please answer. Please.

PS I feel stressed out.


the symptoms of dwarf gourami disease are shyness, loss of appetite, lethargy, loss of weight, red sores on the skin, dead patches of skin, and then death.
its very common and is estimated that 1 in 4 gouramis have the disease and since its caused by a virus, there really is no cure… it will spread to the other gourami when the first one dies. it is so common because gouramis are bred in farms and when one infected fish dies, it will spread the disease to the entire rest of the stock…. somewhat like an STD, if you will..

but honestly, i wouldnt worry about it too much…. your gourami will probably live a long and happy life… just let it live and be happy… or just have one gourami so it cant spread to the other one… im not sure how long it takes to kill a gourami… but i would assume it takes a while… do whatever you feel is best and good luck.

i dont mean to scare you, i just hope to educate you so you at least know, ive had a few gouramis and they all lived for years… so you should be fine

karen b | Jan 31, 2010


Its not healthy to have that many different fish together. You may have ot go the a pet store and ask if all of them can be in the same tank. Since there are different kinds, they may not get along and pass disease to each other. the disease may be good for some of them but bad for the others that’s y its showing in only one type.
Lindsey | Jan 30, 2010


The shrimp might get eaten by the gold fish if the fish is hungry enough. Then we go a little fight going on. But those fishes should do fine, by I dont know it if is a good idea. Because each fish likes different foods.
Afro Dude | Jan 30, 2010


They should be fine with the other fish. They are generally not aggressive.. I have two dwarf gouramis, some neon tetra, glowlite tetra, and lots of shrimp. They pick at the shrimp sometimes, but generally leave them alone and aren’t nippy with the other fish.
JC | Jan 30, 2010


That’s waaay too many fish. Gourami’s (Even the docile dwarfs) get aggressive when in too-close quarters with other fish. I’d return them if I were you, they’ll just start killing your other fish.
Emi | Jan 30, 2010

Nine Miles Down

février 12th, 2010

Nine Miles Down
Nine Miles Down (2009)

IMDB rating: 0.00

Plot: In the Sahara desert, a sandstorm batters a deserted drilling station. Thomas “Jack” Jackman (Paul) a security patrolman, battles through the high winds to find out why all contact with the station has been lost. Originally built for gas exploration, and then abandoned, the site had recently been taken over by a multi-national research team intent on drilling deeper into the earth’s crust than ever before.

Directors: Waller Anthony

Actors: Amin Yousef,Golubovich Arcadiy,Paul Adrian,Rybak Andrew,Waller Anthony,Thriller,

Chuck Norris Jokes!!!!?
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull


hahaha pretty funny heres some for you

When chuck norris does a push up he is not lifting himself he is pushing the earth down.

Starring at chuck norris for prolonged amounts of time may result in foot shaped bruises on the face.

chuck norris doen’ t wear a watch… he decides what time it is.

global warming is a myth. chuck norris got cold so he turned sun up.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris. all of it.

chuck norris doesn’ t style his hair it lies perfectely in place from sheer terror.

chuck norris counted to infinity…twice.

outer space exist because its afraid of being on the same planet as chuck norris

Jesus | Jan 06, 2010


I did get a result of that google search.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJC5ZHy3f Gw.
Alexander o.O | Jan 06, 2010


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live.

Scientists recently discovered a giant pile of many different kinds of Dinosaurs’s bones. In the center was a dinosaur we think killed all the rest. We named it ChuckNorrisSaurus.

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world DOWN.

Chuck Norris does not read. He just stares a book down until he gets the information he wants.

hahaahah these are funny. sorry i couldnt think of any more!
mtndew | Jan 06, 2010


funny
Steve | Jan 06, 2010


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
tricky8690 | Jan 06, 2010


The doctor didn’t slap chucks tush at birth, chuck slapped him

united states + chuck norris = weapons of massive destruction

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT
slivers | Jan 06, 2010

Map of the Sounds of Tokyo

février 6th, 2010

Map of the Sounds of Tokyo
Map of the Sounds of Tokyo (2009)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: A dramatic thriller that centers on a fish-market employee who doubles as a contract killer.

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Directors: Coixet Isabel

Actors: Lopez Sergi,Tanaka Min,Oshio Manabu,Nakahara Takeo,Sakaki Hideo,Matsuo Jun,Potau Joan,Sandoval Josep,Drama,

large hadron collider can make moscow disappear in one hour?
Welcome to CERN,
the world’s largest particle physics laboratory

First beam in the LHC - accelerating science

Geneva, 10 September 2008. The first beam in the Large Hadron Collider at CERN was successfully steered around the full 27 kilometres of the world

Aliens in the Attic

février 5th, 2010

Aliens in the Attic
Aliens in the Attic (2009)

IMDB rating: 4.60

Plot: A group of kids must protect their vacation home from invading aliens.

Directors: Schultz John

Actors: Butler Austin Robert,Hoffman Robert,Jenkins Carter,Meadows Tim,Nealon Kevin,Richter Andy,Young Henri,Young Regan,Adventure,Fantasy,

What is the song from aliens in the attic?
I like the song at the end when Ricky pulls up in his car and when he is dancing at the end. What is that song?


It’s called trance heaven

| Jan 17, 2010

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